You're a real comedian.
4 seconds sound clip from the Jaws (1975) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:07:33 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- No, I'm a combat correspondent.
- Well, I've seen a little on TV.
- Well, they call me the Joker.
- Well, I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
- Whoa!
- Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.
[...]