81 Movie Quotes about Wedding (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Memorable quotes about wedding, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Congratulations. -Oh. You don't congratulate the bride. You congratulate the husband. -Really? Well, what are you supposed to say to the bride? -You wish her good luck.

Quote from Gilda (1946)

22 If you want anybody to stand up for you at your wedding... There's my bus. So long, kid.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

23 Really, darling, you're going a little bit too fast for me. Let's get the wedding over, and then we can make divorce arrangements afterwards.

Quote from Dead of Night (1945)

24 It's unlucky for the bride to wear her gown before the wedding day. -How unlucky can she get, look who she's marrying.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

25 It's wedding cake flavor. I love wedding cake. -Why don't you get married?

Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone; Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

26 I always dreamed about my wedding day. I guess I never thought about the night.

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo in Easy Money (1983)

27 It was a lovely wedding. Yes, sir. They held it on Christmas Eve and since no town would welcome them, they stood before the Lord in the silent winter woods, and a grove of pine trees was their cathedral.

Fred Astaire as S.D. Kluger in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

28 Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet.

Quote from Spaceballs

29 Send me dead flowers to my wedding and I won't forget to put roses on your grave.

Quote from The Big Lebowski

30 This wedding is horseshit.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)