75 Movie Quotes about Wedding (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Aug 14, 2025

Memorable quotes about wedding, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Here, I say, here's the flowers, and here's the candy. The courtship is now over. So how about it, widow hen? Will you marry me?

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

22 Congratulations. -Oh. You don't congratulate the bride. You congratulate the husband. -Really? Well, what are you supposed to say to the bride? -You wish her good luck.

Rita Hayworth as Gilda Mundson in Gilda (1946)

23 If you want anybody to stand up for you at your wedding... There's my bus. So long, kid.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

24 It was a lovely wedding. Yes, sir. They held it on Christmas Eve and since no town would welcome them, they stood before the Lord in the silent winter woods, and a grove of pine trees was their cathedral.

Fred Astaire as S.D. Kluger in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

25 Send me dead flowers to my wedding and I won't forget to put roses on your grave.

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

26 This wedding is horseshit.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

27 Weddings, funerals - I attend them all.

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

28 You know, it's a peculiar thing: at funerals, one's inclined to laugh and at weddings, weep. -Yes.

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

29 Just a friendly warning. That's my wedding present to you.

Walter Matthau as Walter Burns in The Front Page (1974)

30 I know a joke about weddings. Why would my wedding be a dollar-and-cents wedding, eh? -All right, why? -Because I haven't a dollar, and me girl hasn't any sense.

Alan Napier in Cat People (1942)