81 Movie Quotes about Wedding (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Memorable quotes about wedding, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 Weddings, funerals - I attend them all.

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

32 You know, it's a peculiar thing: at funerals, one's inclined to laugh and at weddings, weep. -Yes.

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

33 Just a friendly warning. That's my wedding present to you.

Walter Matthau as Walter Burns in The Front Page (1974)

34 I know a joke about weddings. Why would my wedding be a dollar-and-cents wedding, eh? -All right, why? -Because I haven't a dollar, and me girl hasn't any sense.

Alan Napier in Cat People (1942)

35 Wait! Help me! These are dangerous people. -Come on, man. It'll be all right. was nervous at my wedding too.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

36 When we were married, babe, that justice of the peace said something about for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse. Remember? Well, this is the worse.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

37 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join... -I object. -Oh, gee. -I didn't get to that part yet.

Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

38 Mother, I'm glad you could come. I've always been sorry you missed my wedding.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

39 Your family got any money? I ain't paying for no big-_ wedding.

Eddie Murphy as Cletus Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

40 When any common girl inhabiting their lands is married, our nobles shall have sexual rights to her on the night of her wedding.

Patrick Mcgoohan as King Edward Longshanks in Braveheart (1995)