If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge... that his very appearance would drive them out of town...
10 seconds sound clip from the Blazing Saddles (1974) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:21:56 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- And one for Miss Stein, my beloved secretary.
- Play with these, boys, in lieu of the other things.
- This friggin' thing is warped. Why do I always get a warped one?
- A sheriff! But law and order is the last thing I want.
- Wait a minute. Maybe I could turn this thing to my advantage.
- But where would I find such a man?
- Welcome to Hanging House. Not to worry... everyone is equal in my eye.
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY AND CHOKES)
- Oh, not my ear! Not my ear. Not in the ear. Not in the ear.
[...]