So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.
11 seconds sound clip from the Blazing Saddles (1974) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:37:51 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- Then one day... I was just walking down the street and I heard a voice behind me say...
- I spun around. And there I was face to face... with a 6-year-old kid!
- Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away.
- The little bastard shot me in the ass!
- Thanks.
- Anyway, that's all ancient history. Now you tell me your story.
- What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
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