And if you were, you'd be in a pine box.
4 seconds sound clip from the The Cowboys (1972) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:38:07 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- How long were you with Fant?
- Well, sir, the last eight years.
- What a lovely old gentleman he is.
- If we weren't three of the damnedest fools you ever saw we'd be there with him now.
- And if you were, you'd be in a pine box.
- Sir?
- I was pallbearer at his funeral five years ago.
- Well, I've been caught at it, haven't I?
- Mr. Andersen, I'm sorry. I lied to you.
- I got all 'em names right out of the Stockman's Association Brand Book.
[...]
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Actors: John Wayne (Wil Andersen), Roscoe Lee Browne (Jebediah Nightlinger), Bruce Dern (Asa Watts)
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