- Well, if I were, I'd teach you something.
- Like what?
- Like manners, for a start.
11 seconds sound clip from the The Cowboys (1972) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:33:36 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Wouldn't you like to come inside, honey? You'd be surprised how nice we got everything fixed up.
- I think that Homer just saved himself a dollar.
- Well, excuse me for sayin' so, ma'am. You're old enough to be my momma.
- Well, if I were, I'd teach you something.
- Will you see the boys return to work while I chat with this lady?
- Ma'am.
- My name's Nightlinger and I'm in charge of these boys.
- I'm Mrs. Collingwood and... I'm in charge of these girls.
[...]