I heard a joke about Missouri once. Something about how people from Missouri are always saying, Show me.
11 seconds sound clip from the The Outlaw Josey Wales movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:57:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You men get them horses out of sight.
- If Josey Wales comes back here, we'll buy him a drink.
- Kansas was all golden and smelled like sunshine.
- Well, at least we're known for something.
- No.
- What does a man from Missouri say if someone asks him to see a Missouri mule?
- And?
- Get it?
- Is that the kind of dumb jokes they teach to pretty girls in Kansas?
[...]
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Actors: Clint Eastwood (Josey Wales), Chief Dan George (Lone Watie), Sondra Locke (Laura Lee)
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