Westley Dread Pirate Roberts: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Westley Dread Pirate Roberts, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Cary Elwes as Westley; Westley Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride (1987)

2 Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Cary Elwes as Westley; Westley Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride (1987)

3 That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Cary Elwes as Westley; Westley Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride (1987)

4 It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand.

Cary Elwes as Westley; Westley Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride (1987)

5 This is true love. Think this happens every day?

Cary Elwes as Westley; Westley Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride (1987)

6 Westley, what about the ROUS's? -Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

7 To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet, below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next, your nose.

Cary Elwes as Westley; Westley Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride (1987)

8 Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish.

Cary Elwes as Westley; Westley Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride (1987)

9 There's something I ought to tell you. I'm not left-handed either.

Cary Elwes as Westley; Westley Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride (1987)

10 You killed my love. -It's possible. I kill a lot of people.