29 Movie Quotes about Wigs with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 If I thought my hair knew what my brain was thinking, I'd shave it off and wear a wig. Rod Steiger as Napoleon Bonaparte in Waterloo (1970) 2 Gosh. Mick's flipped his wig. Quote from Mickey Mouse 3 My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk. Daniel Franzese as Damian Leigh in Mean Girls (2004) 4 Justice has come to England... without wig or gown. Quote from The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945) 5 That's a wig? What are you wearing a wig for? What are you doing, stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus? Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001) 6 Democracy looks like a midget in a chemo wig. Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012) 7 Now, beat it. Before I pull off that trick wig and turn you in. Quote from Lady Gangster (1942) 8 Green hair! Holy wigs! Quote from Batman (1966) 9 Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time. Morrie's wigs don't come off! Even underwater. Quote from Goodfellas 10 We can do this. We can get some wigs, some sunglasses and it's on. Vivica A. Fox as Frankie in Set It Off (1996) Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 ► >>