Wilbur from Mr. Ed: 37 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Wilbur from Mr. Ed, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 This is my husband, Wilbur, and that's the horse. -Why didn't you let him guess?

Wilbur in Mister Ed

2 Do you know that horse was only kidding?

Wilbur in Mister Ed

3 You see, I've got a problem with my wife. I can't convince her that the horse talks.

Wilbur in Mister Ed

4 Why, my horse just told me a very funny story. Funniest one I've heard in years. I'm still laughing about it.

Wilbur in Mister Ed

5 First, promise me you'll say yes. -Oh, no. That's how you got me to marry you.

Wilbur in Mister Ed

6 Women. Think we'll ever understand them? -Don't try. Just enjoy 'em.

Mister Ed (Allan Lane), Wilbur in Mister Ed

7 Oh, sorry. Put it on my bill. Give yourself a big tip.

Wilbur in Mister Ed

8 Oh, funny, funny! He's a load of laughs!

Wilbur in Mister Ed

9 In the barn, I'm a ventriloquist.

Wilbur in Mister Ed

10 Oh, I'm not crazy about those foreign pictures. When they're finished, I'm always 5 subtitles behind.

Wilbur in Mister Ed