272 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

121 Well, that should be something you're good at. Looking for women. -I wouldn't say that. Last time I tried it, I found you.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung in Carry On Screaming!

122 Hermione? Not an easy woman to forget. Very strong. Always managing things. The house, my wardrobe, my friends... When we dined at a restaurant, she even ordered my food.

Peter Lorre as Hubert Schumacher in Back for Christmas (Suspense)

123 Of all the miserable broads. I don't know what I ever saw in her in the first place. Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed!

Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

124 As you can see, I still haven't found a technique that can beat my wife.

Quote from Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat

125 A mental case? -I'm sorry. -Why should you be? My wife is a mental case.

Tom Conway as Paul Holland in I Walked with a Zombie

126 You! Stop bothering my wife!

Humphrey Bogart as Dix Steele in In a Lonely Place

127 What are you doing with such a big old dog in New York? -I never had a wife.

Robert Ryan as Earl Slater; Ed Begley as David Burke in Odds Against Tomorrow (1959)

128 Now my wife, I don't know how much she spends on the house. She's extravagant. Beach in the summertime, uses up all my razor blades shaving her legs. I don't get sore. She's for me. I love that kid.

Burt Lancaster as Steve Thompson in Criss Cross (1949)

129 You divorce wives, not children.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

130 Sir, my wife is very frugal. She saves out of the housekeeping money.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)