10 Best Yo Mama Jokes in the Movies (+ Audio Clips)

A selection of yo mama jokes from movies, as rated by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, with soundbites in MP3 and WAV format.

1 Your mother is a fragging aardvark!

Quote from Labyrinth (1986)

2 Reggie's mama's so fat that the _ gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib! Earl Scheib! Earl Scheib!

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

3 Hey, hey. Lastik, man, what happened to you? -Man, I just gave your mama a piggyback ride, and she weighs twice as much as I do.

Donald Faison as Petey Jones; Ethan Suplee as Louie Lastik in Remember the Titans

4 All your mothers wear army boots!

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield Goes Hollywood

5 Your mother's so fat, the _ need a Thomas guide to find her _!

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

6 Your mother's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice, and I'm still on the _!

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

7 Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

8 Reggie's mama is so fat, her blood type is rocky road! Isn't that something?

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

9 Reggie's mother is so fat, her belt size is equator! Get it? Equator?

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

10 Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's _ that brought us so much joy tonight.

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)