10 Movie Quotes about Yo Mama Jokes with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Your mother is a fragging aardvark! Quote from Labyrinth (1986) 2 Reggie's mama's so fat that the _ gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib! Earl Scheib! Earl Scheib! Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996) 3 Hey, hey. Lastik, man, what happened to you? -Man, I just gave your mama a piggyback ride, and she weighs twice as much as I do. Donald Faison as Petey Jones; Ethan Suplee as Louie Lastik in Remember the Titans 4 All your mothers wear army boots! Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield Goes Hollywood 5 Your mother's so fat, the _ need a Thomas guide to find her _! Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996) 6 Your mother's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice, and I'm still on the _! Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996) 7 Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck! Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996) 8 Reggie's mama is so fat, her blood type is rocky road! Isn't that something? Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996) 9 Reggie's mother is so fat, her belt size is equator! Get it? Equator? Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996) 10 Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's _ that brought us so much joy tonight. Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)