14 Movie Quotes about Abstinence (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: July 23, 2025

Memorable quotes about abstinence, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

Quote from Mean Girls (2004)

2 Yes, I shall refrain as well. I've made a solemn promise to someone. -Really? -Yes, I promised my doctor I wouldn't engage in that sort of thing.

Matthew Perry in Almost Heroes (1998)

3 The liquor is good, so they tell me. But I don't drink it, myself.

Edward G. Robinson as Little Caesar in Little Caesar (1931)

4 No more drinking in this town of intoxicating liquors. -Thank you. That, I feel sure, will be in the public interest.

Alec Guinness as Narrator in The Man Who Could Work Miracles (1954)

5 Perhaps you'd also better turn all the beer in the public houses into water, just to be on the safe side.

Quote from The Man Who Could Work Miracles (1954)

6 Thank you, ma'am. I never drink. I find it interferes with my profession.

Laurence Olivier as Narrator in The Outcasts of Poker Flat (1954)

7 No, no, that's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic Church, for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

8 Hmm, I'm not eating honey. Not even thinking of thinking of thinking of eating honey. I'm not. I'm simply making sure that the honey is safe.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in A Very Merry Pooh Year

9 I brung this along for when we have to kill them fellows. Figured we could use some now. -Not me. I don't touch it no more.

Quote from Unforgiven

10 And the sale of all intoxicating and alcoholic drinks will cease. I mean it now!

Quote from The Quiet Man (1952)