14 Movie Quotes about Abstinence (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about abstinence, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

Dwayne Hill as Coach Carr in Mean Girls (2004)

2 Yes, I shall refrain as well. I've made a solemn promise to someone. -Really? -Yes, I promised my doctor I wouldn't engage in that sort of thing.

Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

3 The liquor is good, so they tell me. But I don't drink it, myself.

Edward G. Robinson as Little Caesar in Little Caesar (1931)

4 No more drinking in this town of intoxicating liquors. -Thank you. That, I feel sure, will be in the public interest.

Alec Guinness in The Man Who Could Work Miracles (1954)

5 Perhaps you'd also better turn all the beer in the public houses into water, just to be on the safe side.

Alec Guinness as Narrator in The Man Who Could Work Miracles (1954)

6 Thank you, ma'am. I never drink. I find it interferes with my profession.

Laurence Olivier in The Outcasts of Poker Flat (1954)

7 No, no, that's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic Church, for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

8 Hmm, I'm not eating honey. Not even thinking of thinking of thinking of eating honey. I'm not. I'm simply making sure that the honey is safe.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in A Very Merry Pooh Year

9 I brung this along for when we have to kill them fellows. Figured we could use some now. -Not me. I don't touch it no more.

Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven

10 And the sale of all intoxicating and alcoholic drinks will cease. I mean it now!

John Wayne as Sean Thornton in The Quiet Man (1952)