207 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 25, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 How'd you like a tabby cat stew? Or a cat casserole? À la mode.

Quote from 101 Dalmatians (1961)

2 All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

3 It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

4 What am I gonna do? I've pulled every switch, I've switched every pull, and it still won't stop. -Did you pull this one?

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

5 Joey, have you ever been in a... In a Turkish prison?

Peter Graves as Capt. Clarence Oveur in Airplane (1980)

6 Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

7 What is the purpose of your face?

Jim Parsons as Oh in Home (2015)

8 Beethoven was born in 1770. He never played hockey.

Angela Lee as Lucy Van Pelt in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

9 Dead men do not buy dog food!

Dom DeLuise as Fagin in Oliver & Company (1988)

10 That? Oh, that's canned hyena laughs.

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)