135 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 How'd you like a tabby cat stew? Or a cat casserole? À la mode.

Rod Taylor as Pongo in 101 Dalmatians (1961)

2 All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

3 It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

4 Joey, have you ever been in a... In a Turkish prison?

Peter Graves as Capt. Clarence Oveur in Airplane (1980)

5 What am I gonna do? I've pulled every switch, I've switched every pull, and it still won't stop. -Did you pull this one?

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

6 A cow is not a cow.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

7 Beethoven was born in 1770. He never played hockey.

Angela Lee as Lucy Van Pelt in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

8 Dead men do not buy dog food!

Dom DeLuise as Fagin in Oliver & Company (1988)

9 What watch? -Ten watch. -Such much?

Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca (1942)

10 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

135 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

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