115 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips

Last updated on: September 3, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 How'd you like a tabby cat stew? Or a cat casserole? À la mode.

Quote from 101 Dalmatians (1961)

2 All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

3 Joey, have you ever been in a... In a Turkish prison?

Peter Graves as Capt. Clarence Oveur in Airplane (1980)

4 What am I gonna do? I've pulled every switch, I've switched every pull, and it still won't stop. -Did you pull this one?

Jim Cummings as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

5 A cow is not a cow.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

6 Beethoven was born in 1770. He never played hockey.

Lucy Van Pelt in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

7 Dead men do not buy dog food!

Dom Deluise as Fagin in Oliver & Company (1988)

8 What watch? -Ten watch. -Such much?

Quote from Casablanca (1942)

9 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

10 Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the Earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)