211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 How'd you like a tabby cat stew? Or a cat casserole? À la mode.

Quote from 101 Dalmatians (1961)

2 All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

3 It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

4 What am I gonna do? I've pulled every switch, I've switched every pull, and it still won't stop. -Did you pull this one?

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

5 This is a chicken farm. -And we're the chickens.

Jane Horrocks as Babs; Julia Sawalha as Ginger in Chicken Run

6 Joey, have you ever been in a... In a Turkish prison?

Peter Graves as Capt. Clarence Oveur in Airplane (1980)

7 Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

8 What is the purpose of your face?

Jim Parsons as Oh in Home (2015)

9 Beethoven was born in 1770. He never played hockey.

Angela Lee as Lucy Van Pelt in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

10 Dead men do not buy dog food!

Dom DeLuise as Fagin in Oliver & Company (1988)