211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Audio

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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1 How'd you like a tabby cat stew? Or a cat casserole? À la mode.

Quote from 101 Dalmatians (1961)

2 All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

3 It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

4 This is a chicken farm. -And we're the chickens.

Jane Horrocks as Babs; Julia Sawalha as Ginger in Chicken Run

5 What am I gonna do? I've pulled every switch, I've switched every pull, and it still won't stop. -Did you pull this one?

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

6 That? Oh, that's canned hyena laughs.

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

7 Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

8 Joey, have you ever been in a... In a Turkish prison?

Peter Graves as Capt. Clarence Oveur in Airplane (1980)

9 Gentlemen, an excellent drill. If you're a flying donkey.

Jim Cummings as Blitzen in Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas

10 Dead men do not buy dog food!

Dom DeLuise as Fagin in Oliver & Company (1988)