211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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11 Dead men do not buy dog food!

Dom DeLuise as Fagin in Oliver & Company (1988)

12 Gentlemen, an excellent drill. If you're a flying donkey.

Jim Cummings as Blitzen in Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas

13 Squonky! Squonky! -Squonky? I don't carry any squonky.

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

14 What watch? -Ten watch. -Such much?

Quote from Casablanca (1942)

15 Lieutenant! Why weren't the original indictment papers placed on my portfolio? -Why, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, Your Excellency. -You didn't think they were important? You realize I had my dessert wrapped in those papers?

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

16 Now I'm going to conduct a scientific experiment of my own: I want to see what it feels like to eat.

John Byner as The Ant and the Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

17 Ladies, please. Let's not lose our heads. -Lose our heads? Aaaah!

Imelda Staunton as Bunty; Timothy Spall as Nick; Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run

18 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

19 It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So it's history repeating itself all over again.

Mark Wahlberg as Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights (1997)

20 I suppose the best place to find a nobody is nowhere in particular.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh