115 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 2

Last updated on: September 3, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 I just didn't know about these deductions. You know, for instance, there was the horse with the clock in its stomach. There was the skinny chicken. And there was the three-legged race at the Racoon picnic.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

12 O great Whoozis and mighty Whatnot, hear my magic words. Eye of potato, ear of corn.

Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

13 If you'll excuse me, I think my horse is double-parked. -Ah-ah-ah. Doesn't seem too likely, seeing as how horses haven't been invented yet.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

14 I suppose the best place to find a nobody is nowhere in particular.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

15 Why, that's so confusing, even I understand it.

Jim Cummings as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

16 Not cold milk! -Come on. -Aw, no. I don't know how to warm up a cow.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

17 Oh. Well, it is much easier to put things back if they're somewhere else first.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

18 Hey! You wanna be a public nuisance? -Sure, how much does the job pay?

Quote from Duck Soup (1933)

19 Lieutenant! Why weren't the original indictment papers placed on my portfolio? -Why, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, Your Excellency. -You didn't think they were important? You realize I had my dessert wrapped in those papers?

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

20 Dig trenches with our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We're buying ready-made. Here, run out and get some trenches. -Yes, sir.