160 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 What watch? -Ten watch. -Such much?

Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca (1942)

12 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

13 Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the Earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

14 I just didn't know about these deductions. You know, for instance, there was the horse with the clock in its stomach. There was the skinny chicken. And there was the three-legged race at the Racoon picnic.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

15 I'll start my search by interrogating the nearest suspicious rabbit.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

16 O great Whoozis and mighty Whatnot, hear my magic words. Eye of potato, ear of corn.

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

17 If you'll excuse me, I think my horse is double-parked. -Ah-ah-ah. Doesn't seem too likely, seeing as how horses haven't been invented yet.

John Fiedler as Piglet; John Fiedler as Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

18 I suppose the best place to find a nobody is nowhere in particular.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

19 Why, that's so confusing, even I understand it.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

20 Not cold milk! -Come on. -Aw, no. I don't know how to warm up a cow.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

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