207 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: May 25, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 This is a chicken farm. -And we're the chickens.

Jane Horrocks as Babs; Julia Sawalha as Ginger in Chicken Run

12 Gentlemen, an excellent drill. If you're a flying donkey.

Jim Cummings as Blitzen in Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas

13 What watch? -Ten watch. -Such much?

Quote from Casablanca (1942)

14 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

15 I just didn't know about these deductions. You know, for instance, there was the horse with the clock in its stomach. There was the skinny chicken. And there was the three-legged race at the Racoon picnic.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

16 You know, I don't understand this. You see, these footprints, they were made by shoes, and they were not made by feet.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

17 I'll start my search by interrogating the nearest suspicious rabbit.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

18 But you don't have any clues. -Oh, no. The thief took them, too!

Ken Sansom as Rabbit; Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

19 O great Whoozis and mighty Whatnot, hear my magic words. Eye of potato, ear of corn.

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

20 If you'll excuse me, I think my horse is double-parked. -Ah-ah-ah. Doesn't seem too likely, seeing as how horses haven't been invented yet.

John Fiedler as Piglet; Michael Gough as Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh