115 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 3

Last updated on: September 3, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

21 What is it? -General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do. -Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate soda, and a half a glass of water. -Yes, sir.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

22 I can't believe it. The Environmental Protection Agency is after me just because I bit a tree. It was a kite-eating tree. I only bit it to get even.

Charlie Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

23 I'm doing a paper on Beethoven. Did you know he never played hockey? -He didn't? -No, he didn't. If he had played hockey, he would have written some hockey music.

Lucy Van Pelt in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

24 I'm the only person I know who's ever been attacked by a blanket.

Lucy Van Pelt in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

25 Unless she sacrifices herself, the volcano will surely destroy us all. -You mean, it appeases the gods or something? -No, it plugs up the hole.

Quote from Garfield in Paradise

26 Just as I thought. You birds are all in on this thing, and you're all trying to keep me from finding my shirt.

Quote from The Cocoanuts (1929)

27 Uh, sir...? How do we color the eggs after we fry them?

Marcie in It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

28 Hey, Kay, would you look at this? An indoor blizzard. And in the month of July. -So what?

Quote from The Sword in the Stone (1963)

29 Well, what if something should happen to you? I mean, who'd get your job? -Oh, gosh, I don't know. I guess they'd have to choose another Easter bunny.

Quote from Claymation Easter (1992)

30 Wait, wait, wait. Listen. I tell you what is. Is no work, is dancing, is cheese, is big shoes. Okay?

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)