211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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21 If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats.

Quote from DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

22 Have you ever had a banana up your nose? Believe me, it doesn't do a thing for your profile.

John Byner as The Ant and the Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

23 What's wrong? -Well, it just feels so weird. -You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead? -Yeah, that, and my pants are filled with starfish.

Steve Whitmire as Rizzo The Rat; The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

24 The two sprocket lockers were unscrewed from the lock sprocket sockets.

Quote from Jetsons: The Movie (1990)

25 Dig trenches with our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We're buying ready-made. Here, run out and get some trenches. -Yes, sir.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

26 I suppose the best place to find a nobody is nowhere in particular.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

27 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

28 Lieutenant! Why weren't the original indictment papers placed on my portfolio? -Why, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, Your Excellency. -You didn't think they were important? You realize I had my dessert wrapped in those papers?

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

29 Now I'm going to conduct a scientific experiment of my own: I want to see what it feels like to eat.

John Byner as The Ant and the Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

30 Ladies, please. Let's not lose our heads. -Lose our heads? Aaaah!

Imelda Staunton as Bunty; Timothy Spall as Nick; Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run