115 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 4

Last updated on: September 3, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

31 Heh, look at them, lieutenant. Everybody is a clown. How do you expect to win the war mit an army of clowns? -We sort of hope you'll laugh yourselves to death.

Don Taylor as James Dunbar in Stalag 17 (1953)

32 It's okay, honey. I'm just talking to the cornfield.

Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams (1989)

33 If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats.

Quote from DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

34 I could do it blindfolded with my ears in my mouth.

Jim Cummings as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

35 And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

Quote from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

36 Dad, I'm surrounded by man-eating chickens right now.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

37 In fact, I'm going to whisper, so that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it!

Jim Carrey as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

38 It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

39 The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

40 Oh-ho! Like a chicken with the face of a monkey, I fly.

Alan Tudyk as Duke Of Weselton in Frozen