135 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

31 Well, what if something should happen to you? I mean, who'd get your job? -Oh, gosh, I don't know. I guess they'd have to choose another Easter bunny.

Tim Conner as Vince Pig in Claymation Easter (1992)

32 Wait, wait, wait. Listen. I tell you what is. Is no work, is dancing, is cheese, is big shoes. Okay?

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

33 Heh, look at them, lieutenant. Everybody is a clown. How do you expect to win the war mit an army of clowns? -We sort of hope you'll laugh yourselves to death.

Don Taylor as James Dunbar in Stalag 17 (1953)

34 It's okay, honey. I'm just talking to the cornfield.

Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams (1989)

35 If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats.

Alan Young as Scrooge McDuck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

36 I could do it blindfolded with my ears in my mouth.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

37 The two sprocket lockers were unscrewed from the lock sprocket sockets.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in Jetsons: The Movie (1990)

38 How 'bout a of eggs, sunny side up? -I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken.

Peter Cullen as Karr in Knight Rider (1982)

39 That? Oh, that's canned hyena laughs.

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

40 Help! Let me out of this pot!

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

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