115 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 5

Last updated on: September 3, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 Good. Now I want you to give me 100 raspberries in 30 seconds.

Vanessa Williams as Queen of Trash in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

42 Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday. Imagine, just one birthday every year. But there are 364 unbirthdays. Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

43 What is the number one problem facing our community today? Untied shoelaces.

Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

44 If cat is Pig, what is your name?

Jim Parsons as Oh in Home (2015)

45 Don't go near my daughter again. Don't try to see her. Don't write her and don't phone her. -Can I use her underwear to make soup?

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

46 Clear? Huh! Why, a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

47 Were you going to say friend? -No, I was going to say french-fried fish heads.

Caroll Spinney as Oscar The Grouch in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

48 Is there a doctor in the pyramid?

Dijon The Thief in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

49 Oh! It was here. Honest. An elephant wearing a big pink bow.

Quote from DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

50 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)