211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 5

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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41 If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats.

Quote from DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

42 Oh. Well, it is much easier to put things back if they're somewhere else first.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

43 Hey! You wanna be a public nuisance? -Sure, how much does the job pay?

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

44 I know it's a hot day, but did you have to take off all your feathers?

John Byner as The Ant and the Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

45 I'll start my search by interrogating the nearest suspicious rabbit.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

46 Have you ever had a banana up your nose? Believe me, it doesn't do a thing for your profile.

John Byner as The Ant and the Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

47 Wait, wait, wait. Listen. I tell you what is. Is no work, is dancing, is cheese, is big shoes. Okay?

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

48 Ladies, please. Let's not lose our heads. -Lose our heads? Aaaah!

49 Hey, Kay, would you look at this? An indoor blizzard. And in the month of July. -So what?

Quote from The Sword in the Stone (1963)

50 Now I'm going to conduct a scientific experiment of my own: I want to see what it feels like to eat.

John Byner as The Ant and the Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)