137 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

42 Dad, I'm surrounded by man-eating chickens right now.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

43 In fact, I'm going to whisper, so that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it!

Jim Carrey as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

44 The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

45 Oh-ho! Like a chicken with the face of a monkey, I fly.

Alan Tudyk as Duke Of Weselton in Frozen

46 Good. Now I want you to give me 100 raspberries in 30 seconds.

Vanessa Williams as Queen Of Trash in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

47 Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday. Imagine, just one birthday every year. But there are 364 unbirthdays. Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

48 What is the number one problem facing our community today? Untied shoelaces.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

49 If cat is Pig, what is your name?

Jim Parsons as Oh in Home (2015)

50 Don't go near my daughter again. Don't try to see her. Don't write her and don't phone her. -Can I use her underwear to make soup?

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

137 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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