164 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Dec 12, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 Oh-ho! Like a chicken with the face of a monkey, I fly.

Alan Tudyk as Duke Of Weselton in Frozen

52 Good. Now I want you to give me 100 raspberries in 30 seconds.

Vanessa Williams as Queen Of Trash in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

53 Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday. Imagine, just one birthday every year. But there are 364 unbirthdays. Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

54 What is the number one problem facing our community today? Untied shoelaces.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

55 If cat is Pig, what is your name?

Jim Parsons as Oh in Home (2015)

56 Hey, waiter! I'm in my soup!

Dave Foley as Flik in A Bug's Life

57 Don't go near my daughter again. Don't try to see her. Don't write her and don't phone her. -Can I use her underwear to make soup?

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

58 Clear? Huh! Why, a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

59 Say, why aren't you in school? And better yet, why aren't you in jail?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

60 It's against the law to use shampoo, so we wash with cheese.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

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