137 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 Clear? Huh! Why, a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

52 Say, why aren't you in school? And better yet, why aren't you in jail?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

53 It's against the law to use shampoo, so we wash with cheese.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

54 Were you going to say friend? -No, I was going to say french-fried fish heads.

Caroll Spinney as Oscar The Grouch in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

55 Is there a doctor in the pyramid?

Richard Libertini as Dijon The Thief in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

56 Oh! It was here. Honest. An elephant wearing a big pink bow.

Alan Young as Scrooge McDuck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

57 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

58 Oh, my God! The automatic pilot, it's deflating!

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)

59 What has chewing gum got to do with the secrets of the universe?

Marlon Brando as Jor El in Superman (1978)

60 We don't even have an attic. -Well, then you build a damn attic, then! And then clean it!

Eddie Murphy as Norbit; Eddie Murphy as Rasputia in Norbit

137 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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