206 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 So, you see, all you need is some quicksand. -Good, and the quicker, the better.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

52 Now I'm going to conduct a scientific experiment of my own: I want to see what it feels like to eat.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

53 Have you ever had a banana up your nose? Believe me, it doesn't do a thing for your profile.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

54 Isn't it beautiful? -Yeah. I mean, it's... Well, I mean, it certainly looks better than a killer whale.

Jim Belushi as Rocko The Rockhopper in The Pebble and the Penguin

55 Peanut butter and honey, without the peanut butter! My favorite!

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

56 What's wrong? -Well, it just feels so weird. -You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead? -Yeah, that, and my pants are filled with starfish.

Steve Whitmire as Rizzo The Rat; The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

57 Yeah. I could use a good mule driver, maybe 2 or 3.

Humphrey Bogart as Fred C. Dobbs in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

58 Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.

Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury in Iron Man 2

59 This thing is a peach. All right. I'll buy that. Now, does somebody want to tell me how it got here? -We attached it to a hundred seagulls.

Paul Terry as James Henry Trotter in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

60 And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)