193 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 Hey! There's a madman on the ornament!

Wayne Allwine as Mickey Mouse in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

52 I know it's a hot day, but did you have to take off all your feathers?

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

53 So, you see, all you need is some quicksand. -Good, and the quicker, the better.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

54 Now I'm going to conduct a scientific experiment of my own: I want to see what it feels like to eat.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

55 Have you ever had a banana up your nose? Believe me, it doesn't do a thing for your profile.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

56 Isn't it beautiful? -Yeah. I mean, it's... Well, I mean, it certainly looks better than a killer whale.

Jim Belushi as Rocko The Rockhopper in The Pebble and the Penguin

57 And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

58 Dad, I'm surrounded by man-eating chickens right now.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

59 In fact, I'm going to whisper, so that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it!

Jim Carrey as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

60 It's against the law to use shampoo, so we wash with cheese.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland