115 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 6

Last updated on: September 3, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 Oh, my God! The automatic pilot, it's deflating!

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)

52 What has chewing gum got to do with the secrets of the universe?

Quote from Superman (1978)

53 We don't even have an attic. -Well, then you build a damn attic, then! And then clean it!

Quote from Norbit

54 Ha ha ha, yes you see, we have a plan of a plin of a plon of a ploof.

Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

55 Little girls, pumpkinheads make chicken fly the coop. -Coop?

Tik Tok in Return to Oz

56 That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly.

Christopher Lloyd as Emmett Doc Brown in Back to the Future

57 Like, my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.

Rick Moranis as Bob McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

58 You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his _.

Shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore

59 Hey, waiter! I'm in my soup!

Quote from A Bug's Life

60 And lesson 34, the final technique for ripping a man's head off is by simply using your bare hands. This requires hard work and discipline. Years, sometimes decades to achieve. I suggest that you practice on chickens.

Chris Farley as Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja