160 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 14

Updated: Dec 6, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

131 Hey, read the instructions. You're not supposed to open it until after it's popped. -We aren't gonna eat it. We're gonna fly on it.

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

132 You expect us to believe that a bunch of appliances built a spaceship?

Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

133 Quick. Into my crumb tray.

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

134 Does this make any sense? -Not really, but that's common after a head injury.

Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

135 Well, isn't it obvious? He's a professional flying rooster. He flies from farm to farm, giving demonstrations. -Do you suppose? -Oh, absolutely.

Imelda Staunton as Bunty in Chicken Run

136 Ooh, a cannon. Aye, that would give you thrust.

Mac From Chicken Run in Chicken Run

137 Eggs? -Eggs. -Right, just like the ones that rooster was gonna lay. Only roosters don't lay eggs, do they? -Don't they? -No, it's a lady thing, apparently. Ask your mum.

Phil Daniels as Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run

138 Back in your day, the Royal Air Force. -6-4-4 Squadron, poultry division. We were the mascots.

Ginger From Chicken Run; Fowler From Chicken Run in Chicken Run

139 You mean you never actually flew the plane? -Good heavens, no. I'm a chicken.

Ginger From Chicken Run; Fowler From Chicken Run in Chicken Run

140 I'm looking for a log. -All right. Logs we got. What do you want? Hard wood? Soft wood? We got it all. We got birch, maple, pine, oak... Concrete.

Paige O'Hara as Belle in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

160 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 14

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