135 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 14

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

131 The animals! There could be wild animals out here! Wild, man-eating, cat-eating animals! They're going to come here, and they're going to eat me. And then I'm gonna die. And that could really hurt my bowling average.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

132 What else should we wish for? -How about a small steamboat? -Oh, sure. You want that with or without an ocean?

Russi Taylor as Huey Duck; Russi Taylor as Louie Duck; Rip Taylor as Genie in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

133 And, like, I got to rest. I'm tiredsville, and my feet are killing me, all 1, 2, 3, 4 of them... Zoinks! The mummy!

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

134 For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

Jack Nicholson as The President in Mars Attacks! (1996)

135 I like gettin' hit with hot dogs. It don't bother me none.

David Spade as Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

135 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 14

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