135 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

121 Here, we've crossed the chicken with a talking parrot.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

122 Sheep shearing has been greatly simplified by crossing a sheep with a pair of long underwear.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

123 I'm one with the chicken. I'm one with the chicken.

Chris Rock as Joey Washington in Beverly Hills Ninja

124 Phil, you're going to the groundhog dinner? -No, I had groundhog for lunch. Wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

125 Well, you better tie your shoelaces. -But I'm not wearing any shoes!

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn; Frank Gorshin as Pete Puma in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

126 What's that? You say the Loch Ness monster is living in your Jacuzzi? Well, call Roto-Rooter.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

127 According to the authorities in Nice, he has so far demolished one swimming pool and two trucks.

Herbert Lom as Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

128 We arrive this afternoon on the 4:30. Kindly reserve two floors and three ceilings. They must be mice.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

129 A frog? With an Afro?

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

130 Hey, thanks. What are we gonna do with it? -We're gonna plant it, Animal. We're gonna grow us a chicken for Christmas.

Robert Strauss as Stanislas Animal Kuzawa; Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

135 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

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