193 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 Rats want job. Frog want job. What next? Penguins?

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

112 I hear them. The fish, they're coming from the game room! -Oh, no! The killer fish are attacking!

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

113 Well, I told you, I wanna do something different. -So put some Jell-O down your pants.

Art Carney in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

114 Say, are you followin' me? Don't yous realize that you're breakin' the city ordinance malpractice pedestrian followita with an ipso factory, and an accessory after the carbohydrate?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

115 Where is she? What? What happened? She was stolen away? Out the window? Who did it? A toad?

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina in Thumbelina (1994)

116 We cannot do impossible things. Perhaps I should marry the mole. He could take care of me. He could.

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina in Thumbelina (1994)

117 Wow, his eyebrows are huge. -Those aren't eyebrows. That's my aunt and uncle.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

118 Well, I hope they can get it ready before the moon men attack.

George Wallace as Commando Cody in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)

119 Do you have any idea when the invasion may be expected? -No. The moon ruler told me himself he was planning the attack, but he didn't say when.

George Wallace as Commando Cody in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)

120 We've got a little problem with the smog and the grapes, but I'm thinking maybe we put a plastic cover over the fields.

Jim Kelly as Black Belt Jones in Black Belt Jones (1974)