206 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 It can't be easy teaching pigeons to tap dance. -It's taken me 17 years.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield Goes Hollywood

112 She's under arrest, Mr. Brown. -What's the charge? -Homicide! -That's ridiculous, she wouldn't kill a fly. -She tried to kill herself.

Cornel Wilde as Leonard Diamond; Richard Conte as Mr. Brown in The Big Combo (1955)

113 Can you help us get out of here? -Well, we could build a fire. Yeah, like in Pinocchio. -Nah, too much excess stomach acid.

Tim Conner as Vince Pig in Claymation Easter (1992)

114 Rats want job. Frog want job. What next? Penguins?

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

115 I hear them. The fish, they're coming from the game room! -Oh, no! The killer fish are attacking!

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

116 Well, I told you, I wanna do something different. -So put some Jell-O down your pants.

Art Carney in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

117 Say, are you followin' me? Don't yous realize that you're breakin' the city ordinance malpractice pedestrian followita with an ipso factory, and an accessory after the carbohydrate?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

118 Where is she? What? What happened? She was stolen away? Out the window? Who did it? A toad?

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina in Thumbelina (1994)

119 We cannot do impossible things. Perhaps I should marry the mole. He could take care of me. He could.

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina in Thumbelina (1994)

120 Wow, his eyebrows are huge. -Those aren't eyebrows. That's my aunt and uncle.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland