137 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 Help! -A flying washing machine! -Duck!

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

112 I don't get it. Why would a ghost from outer space be reading yesterday's newspaper?

Frank Welker as Fred Jones in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

113 Yes? -Room service. -Breakfast is served. -At 11:00 at night? -Sure. And that way, you don't have to get up in the morning to eat it. Ha ha!

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

114 Well, the seawater's boiling. I wonder what ghosts like in their stew, Scoob. -Chains? -Chains! Hey, yeah! Ghosts like chains. And, uh... oh, yeah! Some ashes from the stove.

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

115 Liverwurst and ice cream! What'll they think of next?

Don Messick as Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

116 He's gone! -It must have been our imagination. -Well, that was the first time I ever heard mine.

Nicole Jaffe as Velma Dinkley; Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

117 But those directions don't make sense. -Then they must mean something. -But what?

Nicole Jaffe as Velma Dinkley; Frank Welker as Fred Jones in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

118 Hey, I'm falling up! -He's falling up.

Don Messick as Scooby Doo; Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

119 Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.

Wesley Snipes as Hayes in Major League (1989)

120 And don't you worry. We'll make Rock Ridge think it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!

Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles (1974)

137 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

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