115 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 11

Last updated on: September 3, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 Here, we've crossed the chicken with a talking parrot.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

102 Sheep shearing has been greatly simplified by crossing a sheep with a pair of long underwear.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

103 I'm one with the chicken. I'm one with the chicken.

Chris Rock as Joey Washington in Beverly Hills Ninja

104 Phil, you're going to the groundhog dinner? -No, I had groundhog for lunch. Wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken.

Quote from Groundhog Day

105 Well, you better tie your shoelaces. -But I'm not wearing any shoes!

Quote from Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

106 What's that? You say the Loch Ness monster is living in your Jacuzzi? Well, call Roto-Rooter.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

107 According to the authorities in Nice, he has so far demolished one swimming pool and two trucks.

Herbert Lom as Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

108 Mount Hananuilouieblah was about to erupt and destroy the whole village. -Mount Hananuilouieblah? -That's our volcano. Yeah.

Quote from Garfield in Paradise

109 We arrive this afternoon on the 4:30. Kindly reserve two floors and three ceilings. They must be mice.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

110 A frog? With an Afro?

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)