206 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

91 You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his _.

Christopher McDonald as Shooter Mcgavin in Happy Gilmore

92 And lesson 34, the final technique for ripping a man's head off is by simply using your bare hands. This requires hard work and discipline. Years, sometimes decades to achieve. I suggest that you practice on chickens.

Chris Farley as Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

93 It doesn't matter! -What? -It doesn't matter why they're dressed as a tiger. Have they got my leg? -Good thinking. Well, have you?

Eric Idle in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

94 Well, you just learned lesson number one about the Mongolian disappearing chicken: you can't eat it until it reappears.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

95 Olly olly limburger cheese!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

96 Oh. There you are. Perhaps you're hungry and dropped by, for a smackerel of honey? How silly of me. You're a full moon.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

97 It's brilliant, genius. Looks like polar bears eating marshmallows in a snowstorm.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

98 Do you like the flower arrangement? -A very nice arrangement, but it needs some flowers.

John Fiedler as Piglet; John Fiedler as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

99 Let's make a figure 8... nah, a figure 9. No. A figurine. Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

100 Never mind that stuff. Take a card. -Card? What'll I do with a card? -You can keep it. I've got 51 left.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)