137 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

91 Rats want job. Frog want job. What next? Penguins?

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

92 I hear them. The fish, they're coming from the game room! -Oh, no! The killer fish are attacking!

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

93 Well, I told you, I wanna do something different. -So put some Jell-O down your pants.

Art Carney in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

94 Say, are you followin' me? Don't yous realize that you're breakin' the city ordinance malpractice pedestrian followita with an ipso factory, and an accessory after the carbohydrate?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

95 Where is she? What? What happened? She was stolen away? Out the window? Who did it? A toad?

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina in Thumbelina (1994)

96 We cannot do impossible things. Perhaps I should marry the mole. He could take care of me. He could.

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina in Thumbelina (1994)

97 Wow, his eyebrows are huge. -Those aren't eyebrows. That's my aunt and uncle.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

98 Well, I hope they can get it ready before the moon men attack.

George Wallace as Commando Cody in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)

99 Do you have any idea when the invasion may be expected? -No. The moon ruler told me himself he was planning the attack, but he didn't say when.

George Wallace as Commando Cody in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)

100 What was that? -Uh, the crash in the closet? -We didn't hear it.

Russi Taylor as Louie Duck; Russi Taylor as Dewey Duck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

137 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

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