115 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 10

Last updated on: September 3, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

91 Wow, his eyebrows are huge. -Those aren't eyebrows. That's my aunt and uncle.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

92 Well, I hope they can get it ready before the moon men attack.

George Wallace as Commando Cody in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)

93 Do you have any idea when the invasion may be expected? -No. The moon ruler told me himself he was planning the attack, but he didn't say when.

George Wallace as Commando Cody in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)

94 What was that? -Uh, the crash in the closet? -We didn't hear it.

Quote from DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

95 We've got a little problem with the smog and the grapes, but I'm thinking maybe we put a plastic cover over the fields.

Quote from Black Belt Jones (1974)

96 Wrap these up, if you would, please. And I want that nose to go with it.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

97 Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.

Wesley Snipes as Hayes in Major League (1989)

98 And don't you worry. We'll make Rock Ridge think it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!

Quote from Blazing Saddles (1974)

99 That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

100 And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloth's and carp and anchovies and Orangutan's and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...

Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail