207 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: May 25, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

82 Oh, my God! The automatic pilot, it's deflating!

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)

83 What has chewing gum got to do with the secrets of the universe?

Quote from Superman (1978)

84 We don't even have an attic. -Well, then you build a damn attic, then! And then clean it!

Eddie Murphy as Norbit; Eddie Murphy as Rasputia in Norbit

85 Stop! Thief! Where are you going with my body? We gotta switch back our brains!

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse

86 Ha ha ha, yes you see, we have a plan of a plin of a plon of a ploof.

Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

87 Little girls, pumpkinheads make chicken fly the coop. -Coop?

Sean Barrett as Tik Tok in Return to Oz

88 Mount Hananuilouieblah was about to erupt and destroy the whole village. -Mount Hananuilouieblah? -That's our volcano. Yeah.

Quote from Garfield in Paradise

89 That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly.

Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown; Emmett Doc Brown in Back to the Future

90 Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory