211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 9

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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81 Oh-ho! Like a chicken with the face of a monkey, I fly.

Alan Tudyk as Duke Of Weselton in Frozen

82 The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

83 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

84 Mount Hananuilouieblah was about to erupt and destroy the whole village. -Mount Hananuilouieblah? -That's our volcano. Yeah.

Quote from Garfield in Paradise

85 Stop! Thief! Where are you going with my body? We gotta switch back our brains!

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse

86 Little girls, pumpkinheads make chicken fly the coop. -Coop?

Sean Barrett as Tik Tok in Return to Oz

87 Ha ha ha, yes you see, we have a plan of a plin of a plon of a ploof.

Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

88 We don't even have an attic. -Well, then you build a damn attic, then! And then clean it!

Eddie Murphy as Norbit; Eddie Murphy as Rasputia in Norbit

89 What has chewing gum got to do with the secrets of the universe?

Quote from Superman (1978)

90 Oh, my God! The automatic pilot, it's deflating!

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)