206 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gangbang.

Leigh Whannell as Adam Stanheight in Saw (2004)

82 What has chewing gum got to do with the secrets of the universe?

Marlon Brando as Jor El in Superman (1978)

83 We don't even have an attic. -Well, then you build a damn attic, then! And then clean it!

Eddie Murphy as Norbit; Eddie Murphy as Rasputia in Norbit

84 Stop! Thief! Where are you going with my body? We gotta switch back our brains!

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse

85 Ha ha ha, yes you see, we have a plan of a plin of a plon of a ploof.

Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

86 Little girls, pumpkinheads make chicken fly the coop. -Coop?

Tik Tok From Return To Oz in Return to Oz

87 Mount Hananuilouieblah was about to erupt and destroy the whole village. -Mount Hananuilouieblah? -That's our volcano. Yeah.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

88 That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly.

Christopher Lloyd as Emmett Doc Brown in Back to the Future

89 Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

90 Like, my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.

Rick Moranis as Bob Mckenzie in Strange Brew (1983)