115 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 9

Last updated on: September 3, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 She's under arrest, Mr. Brown. -What's the charge? -Homicide! -That's ridiculous, she wouldn't kill a fly. -She tried to kill herself.

Quote from The Big Combo (1955)

82 Can you help us get out of here? -Well, we could build a fire. Yeah, like in Pinocchio. -Nah, too much excess stomach acid.

Quote from Claymation Easter (1992)

83 Rats want job. Frog want job. What next? Penguins?

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

84 I hear them. The fish, they're coming from the game room! -Oh, no! The killer fish are attacking!

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

85 Well, I told you, I wanna do something different. -So put some Jell-O down your pants.

Art Carney in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

86 Say, why aren't you in school? And better yet, why aren't you in jail?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

87 Say, are you followin' me? Don't yous realize that you're breakin' the city ordinance malpractice pedestrian followita with an ipso factory, and an accessory after the carbohydrate?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

88 Where is she? What? What happened? She was stolen away? Out the window? Who did it? A toad?

Quote from Thumbelina (1994)

89 We cannot do impossible things. Perhaps I should marry the mole. He could take care of me. He could.

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina in Thumbelina (1994)

90 It's against the law to use shampoo, so we wash with cheese.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland