206 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 Clear? Huh! Why, a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

72 Say, why aren't you in school? And better yet, why aren't you in jail?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

73 Were you going to say friend? -No, I was going to say french-fried fish heads.

Caroll Spinney as Oscar The Grouch in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

74 Is there a doctor in the pyramid?

Richard Libertini as Dijon The Thief in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

75 Oh! It was here. Honest. An elephant wearing a big pink bow.

Alan Young as Scrooge McDuck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

76 What was that? -Uh, the crash in the closet? -We didn't hear it.

Russi Taylor as Louie Duck; Russi Taylor as Dewey Duck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

77 Squonky! Squonky! -Squonky? I don't carry any squonky.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

78 The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

79 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

80 Oh, my God! The automatic pilot, it's deflating!

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)