211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 8

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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71 Oh! It was here. Honest. An elephant wearing a big pink bow.

Quote from DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

72 Is there a doctor in the pyramid?

Richard Libertini as Dijon The Thief in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

73 Were you going to say friend? -No, I was going to say french-fried fish heads.

Caroll Spinney as Oscar The Grouch in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

74 Say, why aren't you in school? And better yet, why aren't you in jail?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

75 Hey, waiter! I'm in my soup!

Quote from A Bug's Life

76 Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday. Imagine, just one birthday every year. But there are 364 unbirthdays. Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

77 If cat is Pig, what is your name?

Jim Parsons as Oh in Home (2015)

78 Let's make a figure 8... nah, a figure 9. No. A figurine. Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

79 Clear? Huh! Why, a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

80 I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gangbang.

Leigh Whannell as Adam Stanheight in Saw (2004)