115 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 8

Last updated on: September 3, 2025

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. -Why should we have a standing army? -Because then we save money on chairs!

Quote from Duck Soup (1933)

72 I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

73 This is my associate, Slobber Job. He doesn't think. He's been trained in macramé, bonsai, origami, and he's nearly housebroken.

Garfield in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

74 But then as he was a monk and I was a girl, it wouldn't look good traveling together. So then he said I should go in the coffin.

Quote from The Legendary Strike (1978)

75 It is written that only a princess can appease the volcano. Check that. That only a princess and her cat can appease the volcano.

Quote from Garfield in Paradise

76 We gotta get the money. Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill you for money. Oh, no, you're my friend. I kill you for nothin'.

Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

77 Go upstairs and count the rooms. I think the third floor is missing.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

78 Senor Pastrami, what is the first number? -Number one.