207 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: May 25, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 Let's make a figure 8... nah, a figure 9. No. A figurine. Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

72 Clear? Huh! Why, a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

73 Say, why aren't you in school? And better yet, why aren't you in jail?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

74 Were you going to say friend? -No, I was going to say french-fried fish heads.

Caroll Spinney as Oscar The Grouch in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

75 Is there a doctor in the pyramid?

Richard Libertini as Dijon The Thief in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

76 Oh! It was here. Honest. An elephant wearing a big pink bow.

Quote from DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

77 What was that? -Uh, the crash in the closet? -We didn't hear it.

Russi Taylor as Louie Duck; Russi Taylor as Dewey Duck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

78 I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gangbang.

Leigh Whannell as Adam Stanheight in Saw (2004)

79 Oh-ho! Like a chicken with the face of a monkey, I fly.

Alan Tudyk as Duke Of Weselton in Frozen

80 The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory