Spike Milligan: 19 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Spike Milligan, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Ha ha ha, yes you see, we have a plan of a plin of a plon of a ploof.

Quote from The Goon Show

2 Ah... Intelligence ah... Has established that ah... The people attacking us ar.. Are... The enemy.

Quote from The Goon Show

3 Oh, a soldier man... Hello soldier... Bang... Bang... Bang Bang... Bang - You're dead soldier!

Spike Milligan, Eccles (Spike Milligan) in The Goon Show

4 I'm here as an adviser to the British Army! -Splendid, what are you going to advise them? -Not to take me.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

5 Lucky charms... Get your lucky charms before the battle... Get your lucky charms boys. Get your self a charm today, and save yourself from harm today.

Quote from The Goon Show

6 What is it merry drummer man?

Quote from The Goon Show

7 Them charms, are they any cop mate? -They're real cop mate - Nelson brought one for Waterloo. -He weren't at Waterloo. -Of course not, he was in my shop buying a charm. You see how lucky they are?

Peter Sellers in The Goon Show

8 Ooh, what you doing under that taxi? -It ran over me. -You must be rich... I can only afford to be run over by buses.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Bluebottle (Peter Sellers) in The Goon Show

9 It's been climbed before, you know? -Ah, but has anybody eaten it before?

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

10 You're not the tallest man in the regiment. -Well, the feller that pushed me forward seem to think so.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan in The Goon Show