Harry Secombe Movie Quotes & Lines – 25 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Dear listeners, the art connoisseur wore a suit of shredded brown paper scaffolding around his legs and a body that hadn't been lived in for some time.

Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

2 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

Bloodnok (Peter Sellers), Harry Secombe (Peter Sellers), Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

3 I'm here as an adviser to the British Army! -Splendid, what are you going to advise them? -Not to take me.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

4 I say, do you mind taking your hat off, old chap? The battle's about to begin, and we can't see you know.

Quote from The Goon Show

5 Just by chance and careful planning, I have an Auntie in Grimsby who sits amongst the cabbages and plays an elastic water tank under supervision.

Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

6 Never was victory more certain, little lad. -Oh... Then why have you got that taxi waiting for you at the end of the trench?

Harry Secombe (Peter Sellers), Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Bluebottle (Peter Sellers) in The Goon Show

7 Yes. I say we'll, we'll write and let you know. -Let me know what? -That you're no good for the part.

Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

8 What! They must think I'm a Charlie.

Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

9 S, I, I, E, N, C, E, pronounced (silence). -Beautifully pronounced!

Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

10 How can you afford such expensive impressions? -Because I do a brilliant impression of a large bank account.

Harry Secombe (Peter Sellers), Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

Harry Secombe Movie Quotes & Lines – 25 Classics (+ Audio)

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