Harry Secombe: 25 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Harry Secombe, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Dear listeners, the art connoisseur wore a suit of shredded brown paper scaffolding around his legs and a body that hadn't been lived in for some time.

Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

2 I'm here as an adviser to the British Army! -Splendid, what are you going to advise them? -Not to take me.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

3 Thank you. The question is, how to get rid of them? -What about rice puddings fired from catapults?

Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Harry Secombe in The Goon Show

4 How can you afford such expensive impressions? -Because I do a brilliant impression of a large bank account.

Harry Secombe (Peter Sellers), Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

5 S, I, I, E, N, C, E, pronounced (silence). -Beautifully pronounced!

Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

6 What! They must think I'm a Charlie.

Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

7 I say, do you mind taking your hat off, old chap? The battle's about to begin, and we can't see you know.

Quote from The Goon Show

8 Just by chance and careful planning, I have an Auntie in Grimsby who sits amongst the cabbages and plays an elastic water tank under supervision.

Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

9 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

Bloodnok (Peter Sellers), Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

10 Yes. I say we'll, we'll write and let you know. -Let me know what? -That you're no good for the part.

Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show