Eccles: 9 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Eccles, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Oh, a soldier man... Hello soldier... Bang... Bang... Bang Bang... Bang - You're dead soldier!

Spike Milligan, Eccles (Spike Milligan) in The Goon Show

2 I'm here as an adviser to the British Army! -Splendid, what are you going to advise them? -Not to take me.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show

3 Ooh, what you doing under that taxi? -It ran over me. -You must be rich... I can only afford to be run over by buses.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Bluebottle (Peter Sellers) in The Goon Show

4 It's been climbed before, you know? -Ah, but has anybody eaten it before?

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

5 You're not the tallest man in the regiment. -Well, the feller that pushed me forward seem to think so.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

6 Now then, you 'eard that very fair offer from the nice Major dere. -He's a nice Major... -Yes... -He's a nice man.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

7 'Ere, Why aint you got no clothes on? -Well, I've just been making a phone call.

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Bluebottle (Peter Sellers) in The Goon Show

8 Shut that (imitates marching music)! Stop that music!

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

9 I'm not going to split - me - a gentleman - never. I refuse to tell you. -Well, stop pointing at me then!

Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe, Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe) in The Goon Show