- Now then, you 'eard that very fair offer from the nice Major dere.
- He's a nice Major...
- Yes...
- He's a nice man.

— Eccles (Spike Milligan), Spike Milligan

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10 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:06:14 in the radio play.

Quote context

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- Hello, hello, hello my laddddd. Yourn loonk linke a ohn...

- Very gude, very gude... Now 'ere lad, 'ow would you like to 'ave a grandstand view of the opening night of the Battle of Spion Kop dere.

- Here just a moment Sergeant... Spion Kop! He can have my place I tell you!

- Ho ho ho ho ho ho?

- Yes, just by chance Sergeant I have a vacant uniform in the front rank, he'll see everything from there.

- Now then, you 'eard that very fair offer from the nice Major dere.

- He's a nice Major...

- He's a nice man.

- How much do you want for dat?

- Well, it's usually it's free, but just this once it will be seven shillings, so ah shall we say a pound?

- Oh... I've only got a five-pound note.

- Well, I'll take that and you can pay me the other four later.

- Oh, the old Military till.

[...]

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