Ah... Intelligence ah... Has established that ah... The people attacking us ar.. Are... The enemy.

Spike Milligan

8 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:03:06 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- Now to military matters, of milt. Captain Jampton?

(Mad dash of coconut shells horses hooving fast)

- Ahhh... Sorry I'm late sir, I... Was quelling a native with ah... Quells.

- You'll get the military piano and bar for this, ah...

- Now explain the victorious positions of our defeated troops.

- Ah... Intelligence ah... Has established that ah... The people attacking us ar.. Are... The enemy.

- So - that is their fiendish game is it?

- Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information?

- No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

- What a perfect disguise!

- Ha ha ha, yes you see, we have a plan of a plin of a plon of a ploof.

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