- Them charms, are they any cop mate?
- They're real cop mate - Nelson brought one for Waterloo.
- He weren't at Waterloo.
- Of course not, he was in my shop buying a charm. You see how lucky they are?

Spike Milligan, (Peter Sellers)

18 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:09:53 in the radio play.

Quote context

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- At dawn the British attack was mounted, not very well stuffed, but beautifully mounted.

- Then suddenly through the stilled British front line, a lone voice is heard.

- Lucky charms... Get your lucky charms before the battle... Get your lucky charms boys. Get your self a charm today, and save yourself from harm today.

- Here... 'ere mate, charm man? 'Ere.

- What is it merry drummer man?

- Them charms, are they any cop mate?

- They're real cop mate - Nelson brought one for Waterloo.

- He weren't at Waterloo.

- Of course not, he was in my shop buying a charm. You see how lucky they are?

- How much is a good one then?

- Well certainly, what part don't you want to be wounded in?

- I don't want any of me parts wounded in.

- I know, you want the all parts comprehensive charm!

- Hurry up then - how much?

- Three shillings, it's a real bargain with barg...

- There snail eater - I pins it on me chest so me chest won't get killed. (Pistol shot) Ow mate...

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