160 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 15

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

141 Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.

Wesley Snipes as Hayes in Major League (1989)

142 And don't you worry. We'll make Rock Ridge think it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!

Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles (1974)

143 That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

144 And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloth's and carp and anchovies and Orangutan's and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...

Graham Chapman as Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

145 Here, we've crossed the chicken with a talking parrot.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

146 Sheep shearing has been greatly simplified by crossing a sheep with a pair of long underwear.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

147 I'm one with the chicken. I'm one with the chicken.

Chris Rock as Joey Washington in Beverly Hills Ninja

148 Phil, you're going to the groundhog dinner? -No, I had groundhog for lunch. Wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

149 Well, you better tie your shoelaces. -But I'm not wearing any shoes!

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn; Frank Gorshin as Pete Puma in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

150 What's that? You say the Loch Ness monster is living in your Jacuzzi? Well, call Roto-Rooter.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

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