206 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 15

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

141 It is a bit thick. I mean, a ghost shouldn't be allowed to go haunting until he's properly qualified.

Mervyn Johns as Walter Craig in Dead of Night (1945)

142 Hey, hey, shh. Quiet! It's the blanket!

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

143 It's a baby! -A baby? -What factory did he come from?

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

144 Hey, read the instructions. You're not supposed to open it until after it's popped. -We aren't gonna eat it. We're gonna fly on it.

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

145 You expect us to believe that a bunch of appliances built a spaceship?

Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

146 Quick. Into my crumb tray.

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

147 Does this make any sense? -Not really, but that's common after a head injury.

Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

148 Well, isn't it obvious? He's a professional flying rooster. He flies from farm to farm, giving demonstrations. -Do you suppose? -Oh, absolutely.

Imelda Staunton as Bunty in Chicken Run

149 Ooh, a cannon. Aye, that would give you thrust.

Mac From Chicken Run in Chicken Run

150 Eggs? -Eggs. -Right, just like the ones that rooster was gonna lay. Only roosters don't lay eggs, do they? -Don't they? -No, it's a lady thing, apparently. Ask your mum.

Phil Daniels as Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run