211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 16

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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151 Ooh, a cannon. Aye, that would give you thrust.

Lynn Ferguson as Mac in Chicken Run

152 Eggs? -Eggs. -Right, just like the ones that rooster was gonna lay. Only roosters don't lay eggs, do they? -Don't they? -No, it's a lady thing, apparently. Ask your mum.

Phil Daniels as Fetcher; Timothy Spall as Nick; Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run

153 Back in your day, the Royal Air Force. -6-4-4 Squadron, poultry division. We were the mascots.

Julia Sawalha as Ginger; Benjamin Whitrow as Fowler in Chicken Run

154 You mean you never actually flew the plane? -Good heavens, no. I'm a chicken.

Julia Sawalha as Ginger; Benjamin Whitrow as Fowler in Chicken Run

155 I'm looking for a log. -All right. Logs we got. What do you want? Hard wood? Soft wood? We got it all. We got birch, maple, pine, oak... Concrete.

Quote from Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

156 I think today was Something, besides being today, but while I was jumping just now I seem to have jumped that Something right out of my head!

John Fiedler as Piglet in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

157 Here, Piglet, I don't know whether I've told you about the time my grandfather's brother planted raisins in his pickle garden by mistake.

Andre Stojka as Owl in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

158 It was during what they call the Era of Bevelled Chair Rails. Naturally, they didn't call it that then, because they had no idea they were in the midst of any sort of Era, being as they hadn't noticed the beginning and weren't quite up to the end of it.

Andre Stojka as Owl in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

159 Oliver was employed as a hat checker in an establishment that did not allow hats...

Andre Stojka as Owl in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

160 It took me a whole hour to decide that I like this box.

Frank Morgan as Hugo Matuschek in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)