193 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

151 I'm looking for a log. -All right. Logs we got. What do you want? Hard wood? Soft wood? We got it all. We got birch, maple, pine, oak... Concrete.

Paige O'Hara as Belle in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

152 I think today was Something, besides being today, but while I was jumping just now I seem to have jumped that Something right out of my head!

John Fiedler as Piglet in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

153 Here, Piglet, I don't know whether I've told you about the time my grandfather's brother planted raisins in his pickle garden by mistake.

Owl From Winnie The Pooh in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

154 It was during what they call the Era of Bevelled Chair Rails. Naturally, they didn't call it that then, because they had no idea they were in the midst of any sort of Era, being as they hadn't noticed the beginning and weren't quite up to the end of it.

Owl From Winnie The Pooh in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

155 Oliver was employed as a hat checker in an establishment that did not allow hats...

Owl From Winnie The Pooh in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

156 It took me a whole hour to decide that I like this box.

Frank Morgan as Hugo Matuschek in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

157 Well, that's very nicely put. Yes, comparing my intellect with a cigarette lighter that doesn't work.

James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

158 I'm getting a little bit drunk. That's the first champagne I've had since I was four years old. -No, really?

Edward Everett Horton as Professor Nick Potter in Holiday (1938)

159 Anybody know a good tailor? I think I need a new tail.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

160 A little quicksand, with a cherry on top, and quick as a wink, it's lunchtime.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)