207 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

Updated: May 25, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

151 Back in your day, the Royal Air Force. -6-4-4 Squadron, poultry division. We were the mascots.

Julia Sawalha as Ginger; Benjamin Whitrow as Fowler in Chicken Run

152 You mean you never actually flew the plane? -Good heavens, no. I'm a chicken.

Julia Sawalha as Ginger; Benjamin Whitrow as Fowler in Chicken Run

153 I'm looking for a log. -All right. Logs we got. What do you want? Hard wood? Soft wood? We got it all. We got birch, maple, pine, oak... Concrete.

Quote from Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

154 I think today was Something, besides being today, but while I was jumping just now I seem to have jumped that Something right out of my head!

John Fiedler as Piglet in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

155 Here, Piglet, I don't know whether I've told you about the time my grandfather's brother planted raisins in his pickle garden by mistake.

Andre Stojka as Owl in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

156 It was during what they call the Era of Bevelled Chair Rails. Naturally, they didn't call it that then, because they had no idea they were in the midst of any sort of Era, being as they hadn't noticed the beginning and weren't quite up to the end of it.

Andre Stojka as Owl in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

157 Oliver was employed as a hat checker in an establishment that did not allow hats...

Andre Stojka as Owl in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

158 It took me a whole hour to decide that I like this box.

Frank Morgan as Hugo Matuschek in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

159 Well, that's very nicely put. Yes, comparing my intellect with a cigarette lighter that doesn't work.

James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

160 I'm getting a little bit drunk. That's the first champagne I've had since I was four years old. -No, really?

Edward Everett Horton as Professor Nick Potter in Holiday (1938)