185 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

151 Here, Piglet, I don't know whether I've told you about the time my grandfather's brother planted raisins in his pickle garden by mistake.

Owl From Winnie The Pooh in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

152 It was during what they call the Era of Bevelled Chair Rails. Naturally, they didn't call it that then, because they had no idea they were in the midst of any sort of Era, being as they hadn't noticed the beginning and weren't quite up to the end of it.

Owl From Winnie The Pooh in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

153 Oliver was employed as a hat checker in an establishment that did not allow hats...

Owl From Winnie The Pooh in Piglet's Big Game (2003)

154 It took me a whole hour to decide that I like this box.

Frank Morgan as Hugo Matuschek in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

155 Well, that's very nicely put. Yes, comparing my intellect with a cigarette lighter that doesn't work.

James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

156 I'm getting a little bit drunk. That's the first champagne I've had since I was four years old. -No, really?

Edward Everett Horton as Professor Nick Potter in Holiday (1938)

157 Anybody know a good tailor? I think I need a new tail.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

158 A little quicksand, with a cherry on top, and quick as a wink, it's lunchtime.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

159 In a situation like this, who do I call, a doctor or a plumber?

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

160 Believe me, it's no fun being an anteater. I'd rather be a banker and have a businessman's lunch. Instead, I have to catch things like him.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

185 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

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