193 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 17

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

161 In a situation like this, who do I call, a doctor or a plumber?

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

162 Believe me, it's no fun being an anteater. I'd rather be a banker and have a businessman's lunch. Instead, I have to catch things like him.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

163 You must be bored to tears with all this wacky nonsense. -Oh, no. I don't think it's nonsense at all, even if you are a bit wacky.

Martin Short as Hubie The Penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin

164 I'm half horse, half gator, and a touch of the earthquake.

Stefan Gierasch as Del Gue in Jeremiah Johnson (1972)

165 I hear the Big Belt in the Blue has beavers the size of bobcats.

Stefan Gierasch as Del Gue in Jeremiah Johnson (1972)

166 Howard, OK it's malfunctioning, but think about it. What a malfunction!

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

167 I am standing here beside myself.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

168 Holy _! -No _. Where see _?

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

169 Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.

Wesley Snipes as Hayes in Major League (1989)

170 And don't you worry. We'll make Rock Ridge think it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!

Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles (1974)