207 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 17

Updated: May 25, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

161 Anybody know a good tailor? I think I need a new tail.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

162 A little quicksand, with a cherry on top, and quick as a wink, it's lunchtime.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

163 Believe me, it's no fun being an anteater. I'd rather be a banker and have a businessman's lunch. Instead, I have to catch things like him.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

164 You must be bored to tears with all this wacky nonsense. -Oh, no. I don't think it's nonsense at all, even if you are a bit wacky.

Martin Short as Hubie The Penguin; Annie Golden as Marina in The Pebble and the Penguin

165 I'm half horse, half gator, and a touch of the earthquake.

Stefan Gierasch as Del Gue in Jeremiah Johnson (1972)

166 I hear the Big Belt in the Blue has beavers the size of bobcats.

Stefan Gierasch as Del Gue in Jeremiah Johnson (1972)

167 Howard, OK it's malfunctioning, but think about it. What a malfunction!

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

168 I am standing here beside myself.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

169 Holy _! -No _. Where see _?

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

170 That mutt is ten times dirtier than when it was dirty before. -Well, then, we shall have to give him 14 baths.

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh