211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 17

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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161 Well, that's very nicely put. Yes, comparing my intellect with a cigarette lighter that doesn't work.

James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

162 I'm getting a little bit drunk. That's the first champagne I've had since I was four years old. -No, really?

Edward Everett Horton as Professor Nick Potter in Holiday (1938)

163 Anybody know a good tailor? I think I need a new tail.

John Byner as The Ant and the Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

164 A little quicksand, with a cherry on top, and quick as a wink, it's lunchtime.

John Byner as The Ant and the Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

165 Believe me, it's no fun being an anteater. I'd rather be a banker and have a businessman's lunch. Instead, I have to catch things like him.

John Byner as The Ant and the Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

166 You must be bored to tears with all this wacky nonsense. -Oh, no. I don't think it's nonsense at all, even if you are a bit wacky.

Martin Short as Hubie The Penguin; Annie Golden as Marina in The Pebble and the Penguin

167 I'm half horse, half gator, and a touch of the earthquake.

Stefan Gierasch as Del Gue in Jeremiah Johnson (1972)

168 I hear the Big Belt in the Blue has beavers the size of bobcats.

Stefan Gierasch as Del Gue in Jeremiah Johnson (1972)

169 Howard, OK it's malfunctioning, but think about it. What a malfunction!

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

170 I am standing here beside myself.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)