211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 18

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

171 Holy _! -No _. Where see _?

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

172 That mutt is ten times dirtier than when it was dirty before. -Well, then, we shall have to give him 14 baths.

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

173 Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. He's very smart. He's been to the moon. Thank you. Twice.

Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear in Muppet Treasure Island

174 Your finger hired the crew? -No, that's silly. The man who lives in my finger hired the crew, Mr. Bimbo.

Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear; Steve Whitmire as Kermit The Frog in Muppet Treasure Island

175 Keep your pants on. I've only got 12 hands.

Richard Dreyfuss as Mr. Centipede in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

176 What? What? What was that? -The Centipede jumped in! -Good heavens! He's committed pesticide!

Paul Terry as James Henry Trotter; David Thewlis as Mr. Earthworm; Simon Callow as Mr. Grasshopper in James and the Giant Peach (1996)

177 Never saw anyone diffuse a bomb that way before. -Fortunately, my body absorbed the force of the explosion.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck; Terence McGovern as Launchpad Mcquack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

178 Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek 2

179 Well, folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick.

Gingerbread Man in Shrek 2

180 A cow is not a cow.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)