207 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 19

Updated: May 25, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

181 And don't you worry. We'll make Rock Ridge think it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!

Quote from Blazing Saddles (1974)

182 That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

183 And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloth's and carp and anchovies and Orangutan's and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...

Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

184 It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe.

Quote from The Dictator (2012)

185 Here, we've crossed the chicken with a talking parrot.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

186 Sheep shearing has been greatly simplified by crossing a sheep with a pair of long underwear.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

187 I'm one with the chicken. I'm one with the chicken.

Chris Rock as Joey Washington in Beverly Hills Ninja

188 Well, you better tie your shoelaces. -But I'm not wearing any shoes!

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn; Frank Gorshin as Pete Puma in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

189 What's that? You say the Loch Ness monster is living in your Jacuzzi? Well, call Roto-Rooter.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

190 According to the authorities in Nice, he has so far demolished one swimming pool and two trucks.

Herbert Lom as Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)