185 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 19

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

181 He had a queer look on his face. -I can believe that. His eyes must have been burning. -Oh, no. As a matter of fact, the trouble was with his nose. -Oh?

Katharine Hepburn as Linda Seton in Holiday (1938)

182 Did you have a little accident, Ned? -So they tell me. I don't seem to have been there when it happened.

Lew Ayres as Ned in Holiday (1938)

183 That's a giant leap for an ant, but one small step for an aardvark... Or was it one small step for an ant, but a giant leap for an aardvark?

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

184 For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

Jack Nicholson as The President in Mars Attacks! (1996)

185 I like gettin' hit with hot dogs. It don't bother me none.

David Spade as Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

185 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 19

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