193 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 19

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A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

181 We arrive this afternoon on the 4:30. Kindly reserve two floors and three ceilings. They must be mice.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

182 A frog? With an Afro?

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

183 Hey, thanks. What are we gonna do with it? -We're gonna plant it, Animal. We're gonna grow us a chicken for Christmas.

Robert Strauss as Stanislas Animal Kuzawa; Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

184 The animals! There could be wild animals out here! Wild, man-eating, cat-eating animals! They're going to come here, and they're going to eat me. And then I'm gonna die. And that could really hurt my bowling average.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

185 What else should we wish for? -How about a small steamboat? -Oh, sure. You want that with or without an ocean?

Russi Taylor as Huey Duck; Russi Taylor as Louie Duck; Rip Taylor as Genie in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

186 And, like, I got to rest. I'm tiredsville, and my feet are killing me, all 1, 2, 3, 4 of them... Zoinks! The mummy!

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

187 Sit down. Now, either of you gentlemen care for a glass of champagne? -What do you think I am, a battleship?

Mervyn Johns as Walter Craig in Dead of Night (1945)

188 I think people who like to smoke candy and listen to cigarettes will love it.

James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

189 He had a queer look on his face. -I can believe that. His eyes must have been burning. -Oh, no. As a matter of fact, the trouble was with his nose. -Oh?

Katharine Hepburn as Linda Seton in Holiday (1938)

190 Did you have a little accident, Ned? -So they tell me. I don't seem to have been there when it happened.

Lew Ayres as Ned in Holiday (1938)