211 Absurdity Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 20

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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191 I'm one with the chicken. I'm one with the chicken.

Chris Rock as Joey Washington in Beverly Hills Ninja

192 Well, you better tie your shoelaces. -But I'm not wearing any shoes!

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn; Frank Gorshin as Pete Puma in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

193 What's that? You say the Loch Ness monster is living in your Jacuzzi? Well, call Roto-Rooter.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

194 According to the authorities in Nice, he has so far demolished one swimming pool and two trucks.

Herbert Lom as Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

195 We arrive this afternoon on the 4:30. Kindly reserve two floors and three ceilings. They must be mice.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

196 A frog? With an Afro?

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

197 Hey, thanks. What are we gonna do with it? -We're gonna plant it, Animal. We're gonna grow us a chicken for Christmas.

Robert Strauss as Stanislas Animal Kuzawa; Harvey Lembeck as Harry Shapiro in Stalag 17 (1953)

198 The animals! There could be wild animals out here! Wild, man-eating, cat-eating animals! They're going to come here, and they're going to eat me. And then I'm gonna die. And that could really hurt my bowling average.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

199 What else should we wish for? -How about a small steamboat? -Oh, sure. You want that with or without an ocean?

Russi Taylor as Huey Duck; Russi Taylor as Louie Duck; Rip Taylor as Genie in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

200 And, like, I got to rest. I'm tiredsville, and my feet are killing me, all 1, 2, 3, 4 of them... Zoinks! The mummy!

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)