207 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 21

Updated: May 25, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

201 That's a giant leap for an ant, but one small step for an aardvark... Or was it one small step for an ant, but a giant leap for an aardvark?

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

202 For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

Quote from Mars Attacks! (1996)

203 I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

204 We've got a little problem with the smog and the grapes, but I'm thinking maybe we put a plastic cover over the fields.

Quote from Black Belt Jones (1974)

205 In a situation like this, who do I call, a doctor or a plumber?

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

206 Phil, you're going to the groundhog dinner? -No, I had groundhog for lunch. Wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors; Andie MacDowell as Rita Hanson in Groundhog Day

207 I like gettin' hit with hot dogs. It don't bother me none.

Quote from Joe Dirt (2001)