206 Absurdity Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 21

Updated: Apr 23, 2026

A selection of absurdity quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

201 For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

Jack Nicholson as The President in Mars Attacks! (1996)

202 I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

203 We've got a little problem with the smog and the grapes, but I'm thinking maybe we put a plastic cover over the fields.

Jim Kelly as Black Belt Jones in Black Belt Jones (1974)

204 In a situation like this, who do I call, a doctor or a plumber?

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

205 Phil, you're going to the groundhog dinner? -No, I had groundhog for lunch. Wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

206 I like gettin' hit with hot dogs. It don't bother me none.

David Spade as Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)