In a situation like this, who do I call, a doctor or a plumber?

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

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3 seconds sound clip from The Ant and the Aardvark (1969) - Rough Brunch (S1E16).

You can hear this line at 00:02:52.906 in the Blu-ray version of the episode.

Quote context

[...]

- It ain't gonna do you no good to hide. Better come out, Ant, or I'll come in after you.

- Don't laugh. With a nose like this, it's possible.

- Keep cool, Cousin.

- That'll hold him for a while.

- Gee. Thanks again.

- Don't mention it.

- In a situation like this, who do I call, a doctor or a plumber?

- What's all the commotion about?

- Oh, that's just my kinfolk visiting me. I hope they leave soon. They're eating me out of house and home.

- Hundreds of rotten termites, and all I need is one delicious ant.

- Uh-oh. I better leave. That anteater's back. So long.

- Oh, no, you don't, Ant.

[...]

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