22 Movie Quotes about Plumbing (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

Memorable quotes about plumbing, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 If you got too much of a thing, you drain it off. That's the solution to any plumbing problem.

Gopher From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 A dark age, indeed! Age of inconvenience. No plumbing. No electricity. No nothing.

Karl Swenson as Merlin in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

3 Fixing that leak put us in a fix. -Oh, bother.

Gopher From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.

Tate Donovan as Hercules in Hercules

5 Every spring, the toilets explode.

John Belushi as John "Bluto" Blutarsky in Animal House (1978)

6 Guy, you're all wet. -There was a defect in my plumbing.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

7 In a situation like this, who do I call, a doctor or a plumber?

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

8 What's that? You say the Loch Ness monster is living in your Jacuzzi? Well, call Roto-Rooter.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

9 Hey, I wonder where that old septic tank is.

Caroll Spinney as Oscar The Grouch in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

10 Guys this rich, they got gold and silver on their plumbing.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)