181 Movie Quotes about Doctors with AudioUpdated: Nov 10, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school. Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story (1995) 2 The doctor is about to operate. Quote from The Mask (1994) 3 How about a friend of mine. Doctor examined him, gave him only six months to live, too. Boy, he made a monkey out of that doctor. -What happened? -He lived for almost eight months! Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955) 4 Doctor, do you believe in werewolves? Lon Chaney Jr. as The Wolf Man in The Wolf Man (1941) 5 Is there anything the doctor can give you? Something to make you feel better? -What's he got? -Some aspirin. -That's what I figured. Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They? 6 Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make you grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker. Carl Weathers as Apollo Creed in Rocky (1976) 7 The doctor is the doctor, and we'll do as he says. -Certainly. But one might as well go out on the cliff, and build a votive fire to Hermes. Not that I believe in Hermes, either. Jason Robards Sr. as Aubrecht in Isle of the Dead (1945) 8 For some reason he felt that it was inappropriate for a senator to have a corrupt wife, for a doctor to take advantage of his patients, for a wife to emasculate her husband, and so forth. Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue (1985) 9 You'll be careful, won't you, Doc? -I'd better be because I'm on parole. Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966) 10 I had an aunt who suffered from high blood pressure. She was attended successfully by Dr. August Balls of Nice. Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Page 1 of 19 1 2 3 ► >>