Anybody know a good tailor? I think I need a new tail.

— The Ant And The Aardvark (John Byner)

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3 seconds sound clip from The Ant and the Aardvark (1969) - Hasty but Tasty (S1E2).

You can hear this line at 00:02:31.115 in the Blu-ray version of the episode.

Quote context

[...]

- This time I'll give him a good smack. Then I'll have a snack.

- You're wasting your time, pal.

- Wasting my time, am I? Well, we'll just see about that.

- I can't fail this time.

- He's got to come this way.

- Anybody know a good tailor? I think I need a new tail.

- Why go through a lot of work to catch an ant when I can use Instant Hole?

- The latest scientific discovery.

- Phooey with science. It doesn't work.

- I'll have to run him down.

[...]

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