I wake up this morning and I got a Power Ranger stuck up my ass.
5 seconds sound clip from the Bad Boys (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:46:39 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Well, if it isn't the guy who doesn't return phone calls.
- You mind telling me where the hell you been the last 12 hours? Huh? I been paging you all night!
- We got a situation here that I think you need to know about.
- Look, I got a dead madam, I got a concussion and I got a real bad headache.
- You got a headache. Well, let me tell you what I did last night. I had to sleep on my couch.
- I wake up this morning and I got a Power Ranger stuck up my ass.
- And while we're discussing my ass, I damn near got it blown off.
- Guess what the good news is. I got a witness. Let me tell you about this witness.
- Shh. You sound like a nagging wife.
- You see what happens when you go off without me? You get into shit.
[...]