I pay a cashier at the drugstore to call me every so often at the station so the guys think I have a private life.
7 seconds sound clip from the Last Action Hero movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:04:57 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- But the craziest part is, I kept surviving.
- Jack, these are the sequels. They gotta get harder.
- But look on the good side. I mean, you've got a great daughter.
- And your ex-wife wouldn't keep calling if somewhere deep down she didn't want you back.
- Do you think I would marry someone so stupid that doesn't know the real voice from a taped one?
- My ex-wife, she's happily remarried. She never calls.
- She's going to die a young maid. I know it.
- I'm going to buy it soon, too.
- No way. You can't die till the grosses go down.
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