Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery. I got married three times, but at least I was never dumb enough to have any.
— Albert Gibson (Tom Arnold)
8 seconds sound clip from the True Lies movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:18:59 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Dana!
- Can't stop, I'm late! Bye, dad!
- Yeah, she shouldn't be stealing. I taught her better than that.
- I bet you think she's still a virgin.
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