17 Quotes by Alfred The Butler (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: March 6, 2024

Alfred Pennyworth in the 1993 film Mask Of The Phantasm

Explore the wise and loyal quotes of Alfred Pennyworth, the trusted butler and confidant to Bruce Wayne in the Batman universe, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Holy interruptions. Who has time for afternoon tea at a time like this? -Wellington did. Even at Waterloo.

Alan Napier as Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

2 Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. I always feared you would become that which you fought against.

Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred The Butler in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

3 Thanks, Alfred. Don't know what we'd do without you. -Frankly, sir, neither do I.

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4 Uh, if I may venture an opinion, sir, I think Master _ may have put his finger on it.

Alan Napier as Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

5 One does not laugh good, sir. One laughs well.

Alan Napier as Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

6 Excuse me for interrupting, sir. But it's the Batphone. -Oh, boy!

Alan Napier as Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

7 You see, I specialize in Genealogy. -Ghosts? -Family trees.

Alan Napier as Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

8 So now he's just as pro-crime as formerly he was anti? -Exactly.

Alan Napier as Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

9 I'll get you some milk and cookies, Master _.

Alan Napier as Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

10 If Muhammad won't come to the mountain, Master _, the mountain must come to Muhammad.

Alan Napier as Alfred The Butler in Batman (1966)

17 Quotes by Alfred The Butler (Sound Clips)

1 Holy interruptions. Who has time for afternoon tea at a time like this? -Wellington did. Even at Waterloo.

2 Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. I always feared you would become that which you fought against.

3 Thanks, Alfred. Don't know what we'd do without you. -Frankly, sir, neither do I.

4 Uh, if I may venture an opinion, sir, I think Master _ may have put his finger on it.

5 One does not laugh good, sir. One laughs well.

6 Excuse me for interrupting, sir. But it's the Batphone. -Oh, boy!

7 You see, I specialize in Genealogy. -Ghosts? -Family trees.

8 So now he's just as pro-crime as formerly he was anti? -Exactly.

9 I'll get you some milk and cookies, Master _.

10 If Muhammad won't come to the mountain, Master _, the mountain must come to Muhammad.

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