31 Movie Quotes about Aspirin with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 I simply asked him, is that the freshest you've got? He should have seen his face. He said, lady, aspirin's not like asparagus. We don't go out and pick it every morning. Marlyn Mason as Nikki Bell in Longstreet 2 Brother this trip is going to make LSD feel like aspirin. Jim Hutton as Sgt. Petersen in The Green Berets (1968) 3 You don't have any violin strings, do you? -Uh, aspirin. Would that do? -I don't think so. It's for a violin. Oh, well, don't bother. James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940) 4 Is there anything the doctor can give you? Something to make you feel better? -What's he got? -Some aspirin. -That's what I figured. Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They? 5 Somebody just hijacked a consignment of pharmaceuticals, mostly vitamins and aspirin, $100,000 worth. -All right, somebody sure must have... -A big headache. I know, I know. Quote from Longstreet 6 You break a leg, we fix it. You catch a cold, there's free aspirin. Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They? 7 Here, pal! Take this aspirin, here. -Yeah, but I ain't got no headache. -Oh, yes, you have. Quote from The Tex Avery Show 8 Well, I looked around the drug store as though I were in a whole field of asparagus, and I whispered to him, please, pretend aspirin is like asparagus, please, and pick me ten stalks of your most recent crop. Marlyn Mason as Nikki Bell in Longstreet 9 Now, isn't that a stupid question to ask me if it did any good? If it did any good, would I be sitting here holding my head, waiting for it to blow up? Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955) 10 The only drugs you'll find in there are aspirin. And if you touch that front door, you're going to need them. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 ► >>