Audrey Meadows: 40 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

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21 You don't need anything to keep your weight down. You need something to hold it up.

As Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

22 Boy, oh, boy! All I know is, if they ever institute a 'nut of the month' club, I've got a very good idea who's gonna be January and February.

As Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

23 Well, it's not official yet. -Oh. -What do you mean, oh? -Nothing, just oh. -No, you don't mean just 'oh'. You mean, oh, I'm dreaming again, oh, I don't know what I'm doing, and, oh, I'm jumping to conclusions.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

24 All right, what is the reason? -Do you want to know the reason? -Yeah. -You wanna know the reason? -Yeah! -The reason? All right, I'll tell you the reason.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

25 Junk? Junk? Junk? Just watch yourself. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather. -Yeah. To your grandmother.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

26 Do you remember what you said to me before we got married? I'd be happy to live in a tent with you. -I'm still willing. I think it would be an improvement.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

27 Now, let me tell you something, Mr. Financial Security.

As Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

28 I'll tell you why woman's work is never done. Because she's got the toughest boss in this whole world: a husband.

As Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

29 Who is sweetums? -You're sweetums. -You're nuts.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

30 What sizes they got? -Oh. 'All sizes, 32 to 50.' -Nope, nothing there for Ralph.

As Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)